I could buy a million locks and finally read a book in peace.
I was really hoping that yesterday’s physical exertion would cause me to just pass right out. That’s what people always say, isn’t it? “Exercise more, you’ll be able to sleep better.” Let me say that this is not always the case. Last night, […]

I need to watch the following movies, in no particular order:

Juno
No Country For Old Men
Atonement
Delirious
Starting Out On The Evening
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly
Dan In Real Life
The Good Night
The Darjeeling Limited
Eastern Promises
In The Valley Of Elah
Once
Black Irish
Trade
Hitman
Tetsuo The Iron Man
When The Wind Blows
King Of California

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