I try to be thankful for the few brilliant diamonds that rise through the shit
The best part of thanksgiving this year, aside from the mountains of food, was my total Wii Boxing domination:

Notice the overly aggressive stance Molly is assuming here. Also notice my calm and confident reaction. She knows what’s coming.

I must’ve played Larry like 30 times. Of those 30, he only got up after the first knockdown maybe 3 times. He gets the gold medal for trash talking, though.

Glory. There’s nothing like listening to your dad talk shit for 30 minutes and then destroying him so completely that he gives up and leaves the room.
Best $250 I’ve ever spent.
More pics at mom’s flickr gallery.


yeah so…. you arent NEARLY as fat as you’ve been claiming. if i can no longer trust people on the internet to accurately describe their body type, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST ANYMORE?!! TELL ME!!!
actually, dont tell me… because i wont believe you! liar.