Day two. Significantly better than day one. Still, it would have been nice if there had been some warning.
I had a terrible dream last night. This is the description I cobbled together when it forcibly ejected me from REM sleep at 6am this morning:
Nightmare 11/27
I was at jady and kelly’s, hanging out and talking shit […]

The best part of thanksgiving this year, aside from the mountains of food, was my total Wii Boxing domination:
Notice the overly aggressive stance Molly is assuming here. Also notice my calm and confident reaction. She knows what’s coming.
Domination in progress.
Oh, tough break. Better luck next time, kid.
I must’ve played Larry like 30 times. Of those […]

Fucking hell, am I stressed out. I’m almost manic.
This week is Thanksgiving. I have been tasked with procuring a vegetable tray. I need advice: do you normally purchase vegetable trays the day before, or the day of? I don’t want to roll up with wilted broccoli. Failing at such a trivial task would be unacceptable.
On […]

I drew a picture:

Nights like tonight really test my resolve. The world outside seems dead, even non-existent. My phone is abnormally silent; no txt messages, no calls. My inbox is empty; there’s not even spam to read. The internet is abuzz, but I’m not a part of any of it. There’s traffic on the streets, but none of […]