This cat can predict death:

I’m literally terrified by this. Cats have always had an air of mystery and superiority about them, but this article cements in my mind that they’re higher than humans on the food chain. We’re all subjugated to them, and we don’t even realize it.

Remember that episode of Tales From The Darkside, where a stray cat kills an old rich guy, his sisters, and the hitman that was hired to kill the cat towards the end?

Yeah, I’m starting to think that was actually a documentary.

Fuck cats.