Google Analytics announced today a major upgrade to their service. I’ve been using their tracking services on this site for a number of years, so I logged in to see if I was privy to any of the new features.

I was not. But I was bored. So I looked through my popular search engine terms, and some of them are hilarious. I’ve reproduced them below. I’m also amused that posting these again will make it more likely that, should anyone bother to search for these things again, I’ll be more likely to pop up.

• churchsex
• lots of combinations of fuck and breast
• bunnyfuck
• “bobbi iervolino”
• pain in pit of stomach
• the day jr. smith was born
• images of compassion
• “being lead on”
• why does my alarm clock go off at midnight
• “jamie hurt”, lead vocals
• till death do us part
• hint of sarcasm
• small pain in my stomach
• the communist party
• around+every+profound+spirit+a+mask+is+always+growing
• skagen watches suck!
• is it anxiety that i’m hungry but nauseas all the time
• “my heart can’t break anymore” lyrics
• fuck what the fuck is wrong with me
• life is mistake and be happy
• zoloft images
• “lack of interest in voting”
• she cheated on me how can i trust her?
• “sometimes i wish i was a real person”
• when is j.r smith coming back
• eric estrada your a homo
• “hung consumer”
• homemade matchbox car
• im scared
• i could never be the one to give you everything
• wii boxing 700 tough
• death how to handle
• things that we cant escape as humans
• castgay
• iroc mullet
• windows vista=a bullshit way to rob more money
• stabbing myself in a dream
• dress fuck
• “st. dorothy mantooth”
• disassociated depression
• heath ledger “changing my ways”
• what the fuck is wrong with me?
• biggest-burger
• i will never do this anymore
• dysfunctional friendships
• butterflai23
• adultery
• the duldrums
• being a recluse
• sorry for this delay due to mistake
• done xxx
• lies hurt
• 5 things sand’s made from
• hypnotist glued floor
• “matt burchfield”
• sad face images
• strip “cj west” -novels -author -wings
• does mosquitoes really bite? if not, then what do the do?
• tired of your shit
• what is the trampoline spring pattern?
• myspace “i can’t do anything right”
• you still my only home stay awake
• “stay in my current apartment until”

and the most popular search term: don´t want the world to see me