I remember a time when I suffered from blog diarrhea.
So, what’s been going on? (Updated with new gross spider bite wound picture goodness!)

by Kurt Halsey
If, in the natural course of conversation with me, I reveal to you that I might be possibly considering allowing myself to be dragged out to any kind of mass social situation, kindly burn my flesh with a white-hot clothes hanger heated on a stove burner.
I have made colossal errors in judgement in […]