I knew what I wanted, and did it till it was done.
On tonight’s Talking Points, we review facts relevant and pertinent to the existence of one JR Smith.
He’s working a lot. A LOT, and is yet still swamped with never-ending piles of work.
He’s finished reading House of Leaves and thoroughly enjoyed it.
He found out some news that could be potentially devastating. Seriously, if it happens, he’s fucking moving to another state. ANY OTHER STATE.
He’s having trouble sleeping.
He’s had near-constant intestinal and digestive problems. Eating alone sometimes causes hours of discomfort: a simple chicken sandwich can lead to shortness of breath, nausea, dizzyness and cramps.
He missed out on a chance to see Pablo Francisco because someone wouldn’t skip class. He reflected on how sad it was that she was the only one he could go with.
He wants a new phone, and will probably buy one next week.
He’s purchased several shirts since our last update:
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John
4 days, 21 hours later
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brandi
5 days, 10 hours later
yeah, what john said.
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JR
5 days, 11 hours later
I only had 2 tickets, and John is married now. Brandi has never expressed any interest in going to a comedy club before. Anyway, it was kind of last minute and it pissed me off, so I didn’t really consider asking anyone else to go. I won the tickets in a contest, so I didn’t really lose anything.
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John
1 week, 2 days later
“John is married now” All the more reason to get me out of the house without her! Help!
Dude, I would have gone. Expand your comedy show contact list….