Supposedly, Mitch Hedberg is dead.
I still think it’s a premature April Fool’s joke, but who knows.
Edit: It’s looking more and more official. This fucking sucks.
As a tribute, the random quote will be serving up Mitch Hedberg quotes only.
Edit again: It’s pretty much confirmed at this point. The VA Beach Funny Bone is cancelling and refunding […]

Some notable things occured this weekend.
Thursday, though not technically part of the weekend, I will still mention this here: Jady and I went to the The Ring 2 and it sucked. The deer scene was funny, but that was not enough to save it. I came home and Jamie was going to The Wave with […]

I’ve been a person lately who is full of hate.
I sit at home and judge everyone else. I hate them for being able to do the things that I cannot.
I’m frustrated beyond belief with my own life. I feel completely incapable of changing anything.
I hate that Jamie is becoming a club kid. I hate that […]

This is awesome

I’m slightly depressed lately, so expect a flood of angsty bullshit posts bemoaning my situation.
I have a lot on my mind lately. Whenever I stop being distracted from them, I feel like a huge weight is resting on my brain. It’s like the feeling you get when something is frustrated the hell out of you, […]

Because I am weak.
I told myself that I could get away with acting like I used to act for just one night. I didn’t necessarily want to drink, but I miss being out with my friends and acting crazy.
I told myself that it wasn’t really going to count, since it’s practically expected for everyone to […]

Get tail lights fixed
Get windshield fixed
Make Never Perfect website
Make BEI Window Coverings logo
Finish building dev server
Learn c# and vb.net
Learn the .net evironment
Finish this site:

blurbs browser
search
profiles
site options
change password
registration (?)
author filter - done 3/10/2005
“sticky” posts - done 3/10/2005
conversion to transactions
Set up moblog cron job
Split off entry permissions to other table
Fix GMT date modifiers
Set “site options” at user […]

This movie sucked. A lot.
Now, I really liked Get Shorty. I was excited to see this sequel, despite the low rating on rottentomatoes.com and the negative reviews. I was willing to give it a shot, even though we all know that sequels usually blow.
My faith and confidence were misplaced.
This movie sucked. A lot.
The plot was […]

Since my giving up alcohol has seemingly ground my social life to a screeching halt, and side work is sparse right now, I finally decided to go ahead and start learning to work in the .NET environment. I bought a hefty new book, set up a hefty new little dev server, and will be devoted […]

Typical human manipulative bullshit does not work on me. Moreso when I’m pissed or depressed.
This means that, if you piss me off and then try to give me a guilt trip, you are going to fail. In my mind, you have put yourself into this position, and no amount of trickery is going to save […]