My new favorite word is Dang.
Pronounced with a slight drawl and a hint of exasperation.
Example usage:

“Dang. It sure is hawt.”
“Dang. I got a lot of work to do.”
“Dang. Those are some massive breasts.”
“Dang. Those are some fake breasts.”
“Dang. I sho’ am full.”

I fully expect this to grate the nerves of my loved ones, for I […]

To whom it may concern -
Jamie is leaving to visit her parents for the weekend tonight. She will be gone until Sunday night. This affords me an opportunity to play world of warcraft without being nagged to do chores or having to listen to her sigh and stomp around because my attention is not devoted […]

I had this very peculiar dream last night.
I was President Bush. I flew by helicopter with Cheney to some off-shore base. When I got there, the commander of the base asked me to go look for some soldier and ask him to supply the base with 10% of it’s capacity of weapons and food. I […]

I can’t sleep.
I haven’t really been sleeping well for a while now. I thought it was because I’ve been sick, but now I’m not so sure. It’s not that I’m not tired or sleepy.. I just can’t sleep for more than a few hours.
I have a lot on my mind. Lately, the only thing in […]

…is going to be at the Funny Bone April 7th through 10th. Who wants to go?

I’ve been feeling crappy lately. I think it’s psychosematic. Sunday, I felt genuinely ill, but it may have been because I didn’t do anything all weekend except sit on my ass and play World of Warcraft.
But since then, during the day, I’ve been hit by an intense… I don’t know what to call it. Malaise. […]

I’ve disabled a bunch of crap. I want the site to run faster.

The site’s been down since Wednesday. Apparently, there’s been some kind of problem with the server, and my host decided to suspend my account and then remove my permission to access the blog subdomain.
I find it odd that they decided to blame first “high amounts” of traffic to the site, which just flat-out isn’t true, […]