All at once, it seems like it’s hardly been a few days, but also a lifetime. I’ve never been so happy… Thank you for that.

This guy lived in my old apartment. That’s… a bit unsettling.

FUCK MY JOB
FUCK MY JOB
FUCK MY JOB
FUCK MY JOB
FUCK MY JOB
FUCK MY JOB
fuck it right in the ass. FUCK.

I want this.

Having slacked in the art department lately, and being well aware of http://www.explodingdog.com/ and http://www.spamusement.com/, I’m toying with the idea of ripping off their premise and drawing graphical interpretations of random phrases and spam email subjects.
Thoughts?

http://boston.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/40691636.html

How can I believe that you are happy when your eyes and face betray your words? You frown when you’re not paying attention. You force a smile when you know I’m looking.
How can I believe you when you say I’m the one you want to be with, forever, when you tell another that you wish […]

I, JR Smith, do solemnly swear to refrain from using any cheats, walkthroughs, exploits or guides when playing the much-awaited Fable.
I also swear to complete Star Ocean: Til the End of Time before purchasing Fable.
Signed,
JR Smith

…and his name is Pedro.

I just don’t know what to say anymore.
Jamie is a very accomodating person, so much so that she is constantly disregarding how own wants and needs in favor of mine. I asked her in the beginning to try not to do that. We are equals. I don’t go in for that dominating man / subserviant […]

I’m angry at the moment. Can I just reiterate that I get extremely frustrated and pissed off when people say one thing and do another?

I went a little crazy this past month. I spent an exhorbitant amount of money on myself, always justifying it by saying “It’s my birthday”. I bought a lot of crap I don’t need. Now I’m strapped for cash.
On top of that, Justin shorted me on the rent. Again. And someone keeps setting the thermostat […]

http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/6lbburger.htm
In case it doesn’t load….
6lb. Burger
Where’s the beef?  It’s at a Pennsylvania pub that serves the world’s biggest burger - weighing in at NINE lip-smacking pounds!
That’s no whopper - you can actually get this meat monster for $23.95, load with all the "fixins"…

Two whole tomatoes

A half-head of lettuce

12 slices of American cheese

A full cup of […]