the site will probably be down for about an hour tomorrow night at ~7 pm EST. my host is doing some hardware upgrades.

Disorder
Rating

Paranoid:
High

Schizoid:
Moderate

Schizotypal:
High

Antisocial:
Moderate

Borderline:
Very High

Histrionic:
Low

Narcissistic:
Low

Avoidant:
Very High

Dependent:
High

Obsessive-Compulsive:
Moderate

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i’m working on a system to edit/delete comments. i need you to guide how it’s gonna work.
do we want to give the person who posted the parent post the ability to delete comments to his or her post? or do we want to give only the person who posted the comment the ability to delete […]

If i was a serial killer i would be Richard Ramirez.
The Night Stalker “a madman whose lust for killing and depravity equaled, if not surpassed, that of Jack the Ripper”
Over the course of a few months Richard Ramirez would go on to rape, sodomize and murder over 16 people in the Los Angles area. Viciously […]

so cj is on his way to hatteras to see bobbi.
the reason this bothers me is that:
a) it’s obvious they are attracted to each other.
b) he’s going alone
c) he always makes inferrences and jokes about things he “did” with bobbi, to fuck with me, and i REALLY fucking hate it.
d) he always has to have […]

dave chapelle, may 7th, 8pm. chrysler hall. tickets are $27.50 - $32.50.
who wants to go? cj, i’m lookin at you.
ticket info

i’ve changed the theme of the site and made several changes to the code behind it.
i divided the code up into sections,. so now, all weblog functions are in weblog.cgi, login functions in login.cgi, etc. all shared functions are now in a perl module.
the advantage to this is dramatic speed increases and overhead decreases. it […]

You Are…
Funny Man, Rocco.
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i’d like to take a second to talk about the Phoenix web browser.
i’ve been using it here at work for a while, and i’m very impressed. it’s extremely fast, extremely flexible, has better standards support than IE, and is cross-platform. it supports tabbed browsing. it’s skinnable. it’s free. it uses very little ram. it’s extremely […]

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the war is on baby!
KILL THEM ALLLLLL!
yeah, i’m sadistic. so what? ya know, i find it funny that we may have already killed saddam. i mean it seriously would crack me up if we killed him in one strike, an hour and a half after the deadline passed.
i also hope all kinds of crazy shit […]

i overdid it a bit monday night.. woo… i still feel queasy. i wish i didn’t have to work today.. i just wanna be laying down sleeping.

i jacked the form from verizon’s website and bypassed the form validation, so you can use the form to the right to send text messages to my phone. the limit is 160 characters, and if you include your cell number, i can reply.. and thanks to my genius, it won’t take you to a verizon […]

Movies to see:

adaptation
25th hour
city of god
tears of the sun
the recruit

no rest for the wikkid

stuff on my to-do list for the site:

finish wiki section. i’ve done the adding and viewing sections, but haven’t done the editing or deleting code yet. for those who don’t know, wikis are basically freeform pages that anybody can edit. my version will have access control.. you’ll be able to specify who can view and […]

why;d i let these motherfuckers convince me to drink tonight? now my car is dented as hell, and i’m drunk at 1:39 am. GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

daredevil was horrible. probably one of the worst movies i’ve seen this year, along with american psycho 2 and vulgar.
max payne kung fu is all i expected and more.. stick fighting kicks ass… the aerial shootdodging is breathtaking. i just need to find the jet li skin for max..
bobbi pissed me off last night… i […]

tonight i’m reinstalling max payne.
i’ve known about the kung-fu mod for a while, but never looked at it.. v3 was just released.. i just watched the trailer… it’s like a jet li movie maker! I MUST HAVE IT!
i might actually buy max payne for this…