i had a strange dream last night. i was in my apartment, and i heard someone talking at the front door so i went and looked through the peephole and a guy who looks like richard dreyfuss and who lives in the apartment across from mine was standing their saying things like if you don’t come out i’m coming in to kick your ass and to taunt him i kept unlocking the deadbolt and then locking it back really quick, then my apartment was much more open like there were open windows and screened porches everywhere so he just walks in and he’s saying i’m not a violent man but we need to talk about your behavior and i said what behavior? and he said i saw the flyers you put up about me and i said no, i didn’t do that. i even took them down when i saw them (but i was thinking i just wanted to scan them in since the picture was funny) so he says really and i’m like yeah then these tall guys come in and you could tell they were thuggish type people and they just sit down at my table and start talking amongst themselves and the guy was like oh, here are my students, i’ll be right back. so i’m walking around he comes walking back up with a small child wrapped up in winter clothes and he gives the kid a bunch of change and says here timmy, go to the corner store and buy these guys some sodas and sticky buns. the kid leaves, then the guy falls off the porch and all of a sudden underneath the porch is a huge waterfall and he is wearing a bikini anyway he falls onto a rock and floats off, then i’m down in the water and he is pulled ashore by another guy and that guy is saying man i can’t believe you just fell 2,000 ft onto a rock and lived! then me and the richard dreyfuss guy were in this research center that was at the edge of the waterfall and i was squirting lighter fluid everywhere and i got the distinct feeling we had done some bad shit, and were covering it up. anyway the place is in flames and from here on out it was like a video game, we were jumping over these big flames and going down steps and we got back to the river and the base of the falls and i was looking at the flames pouring out, then we went to another building which was completely black inside except for these colored blocks that glowed and they were like legos except they had no connecting peg things.. and they had holes in them, so it was very fragile. and like a crime boss was in this place and he was upset we had torched his building, so i ran off to hide and i went into a room that had a floor made of those bricks and a big pit underneath and there was this really fat woman in a bikini on the phone and i tried to turn back but when she saw me her breasts exploded out and wrapped up around me and i couldn’t breath so i grabbed a piece of the floor and cut her with it, but then the floor collapsed and i fell down for a while, but it was like a video game so i just started the room over again. this time when she saw me i grabbed a piece of the wall and threw it at her like a ninja star and it cut her leg off, then she turned into a walking form made of those bricks, and i threw another piece at her and cut the other leg and she fell thru the floor but then i did too, and that was it. strange huh?