Bart lies unhappily in bed. “How can I get her to notice me?” Laura opens Bart’s bedroom window. “Meet me at the treehouse, Bart. And come alone.” She vanishes. Bart swallows hard.

…

Bart paces nervousely in the treehouse, then turns around to see Laura in a heart-stopping red dress. She explains, “I’m so happy, I just had tell someone. I have a boyfriend.” Bart reacts with stunned horror, envisioning Laura tearing his heart out of his chest and drop-kicking it into the trashcan.