man i swear i sometimes really think i have serious mental problems… listen to this dream i had last night:

i can’t remember exactly how it started, but i was some rich guy, and i had 3 kids. a threat had been made on the 3 kids lives, so i rush home to tell them about it and get them somewhere safe. the oldest kid resents me for causing the threat on him. anyway they take off with their stuff, then this super villain shows up dressed like the flash except without the lightening bolts, and he has 2 lackeys with him. they come in and we get into my elevator, since i live in a bigass skyscraper. on the way up i defeat each of his lackies and the guy doesn’t seem to notice. we get off the elevator on a floor covered entirely in blue tile with a long hall ending in a room with 2 big glass windows and a door leading out to a small balcony with no railing. we get to the room, the guy flies out (oh yeah, his power is flying) to the balcony and turns, ready to fight. i threw a big novel and hit him in the head, and he fell to the floor dazed. i ran out and kicked him over the side of the balcony but he just laughed and flew back up. i go back into the room and lock the door, he tries to follow but it’s locked so he smiles and backs up and tries to fly thru the window but it’s unbreakable so he falls down again dazed, this time really daze, so i kick him over and he doesn’t fly back up. i run back in the room wanting to creep up to the edge to make sure he is splattered on the ground but am afraid he will either pop up and pull me over or i’ll fall.. i crawl up to the edge and mysteriously a hand rail appears. down on the ground (it wasn’t as high as i had thought, it looked like i was only 2 or 3 floors up) the cops from police academy were there investigating and one looked up at me, so i go back down with my assistant and talk to them. the body is nowhere to be found but there is all this stuff spread out on the front yard. i start looking at the stuff and realize it is the kids luggage and that they had been kidnapped after all but i didn’t really realize that. then the super villain showed up, dressed normally, claiming to be a regular guy. he came in with us, and we got in the elevator but he didn’t. i noticed all these weird secret doors and rooms attached to the elevator, and the door was like a garage door and very slow. i say to my assistant we need to upgrade the motor in this thing, its incredibly slow. so we get to a floor and the guy is somehow already there and we go into a room that’s made entirely of cement and painted bright yellow. i say he can stay here for the night, and he says is this your old bedroom and i say no, i always have had the entire top floor to myself. this was probly just storage. and he looked mad, then i left and rode back down the elevator. there was even a little den attached to the back side of the elevator which i thought was odd. we get back down to the main floor and there’s all these reporters in there, and a panel of judges had set up a little desk across the front door. i get scared they are there to charge me with murder for the guy even tho he is not dead.i start yelling in a deep loud voice get the hell out of my house, and they all look scared and start leaving. then there are all these stadium seating things they had put up to hold the reporters, and groups of stereotypes start coming in and sitting in them, then i tell them to leave and the next comes in. then i start walking around the different groups and it turns into a party. then everyone turned into a bald guy raver with paint all on his body and piercings and stuff. then the party was over, and i was driving home with some girl in some little tiny car. stay with me, this is where it gets odd. i tell her to get onto the interstate but we end up on th wrong side and she is driving on the grass against traffic, then the traffic and rode disappear and it’s all hilly, and all these multicolored sheep come running over the hills, like in the lion king when all those gazelles come running over the cliff. i make a joke about floris and sheep but she doesnt laugh.then the car gets stuck in a marsh, so we get out and start walking around. there are all these dead bodies, and had been cut up and stuff, and they were all the bald raver guy from the party. and i just keep finding them, all over the marsh. then this woman drives up in a vw beetle that had been painted up like a hippie car and she pulled up to me and asks, if you were a reporter and found this would you write a story? and i say sure then she drives up to the other girl and asks the same, and she says no. then she drives away backwards the whole time staring straight ahead. then we get back in the car and she takes me home, which was a different house, and all the other houses had been boarded up. i remember some fortune or something about tragedy befalling me when all the houses were boarded up. so i go inside and start telling my mom about what was going on, then i see the house boarded up an her sitting in front of me looking very old and sad, and we;’re still talking, and i reach out and she reaches out and just as we’re about to touch i see cj fade in behind her with a sword and his face was bright ride and sorta mangled, like it was made of tree bark, and he looked very angry. just as i am about to scream look out i woke up.