i was part of a different family except my mom was the same, and i had 2 younger brothers who were into martial arts bigtime. for some reason all that was kept from my father, and one night he came home and found there little dojo that thjey had set up in the attic. oh did i mention the father was a 5 year old little boy with no pupils? anyway he’s screaming and i’m trying to tell him it’s a normal hobby blah blah thjen my mom who was sleeping on the couch gets mad cuz she has to get up in an hour so he goes downstairs and into the basement and i start turning lights off so she can go back to sleep and she asks me if he went downstairs and i say yes then she gets worried, so i say i’ll handle it and i go down there just in time to see him sitting at the computer yelling holy motherfucking god, andf there’s all this gay porn on the screen. i shut my eyes and tried to think of an excuse for the kids, then woke up