the dream was a two-parter.. the first was very short and weird, i was driving at night and it was extremely dark, and i think cj was in the car too. every other car on the road was a cop car. i was very paranoid and i was like damn there’s a lot of cops out lately and cj was like yeah true.. then in the rear view mirror very far back i see cop’s lights flashing and i get paranoid so i start weaving in and out of traffic trying to lose the cop even tho he’s like miles and miles behind me, then i realize there’s so many other cops around and i freak out. second dream was very very odd. i was talking to floris online and i just up and went to holland. didn’t bring anything with me, and i went in a bathrobe unshowered. flying there took 1 minute, and when i was flying it was like a video game loading screen, with a progress bar and everything. then sly was there with floris, and i was talking to pappy in english and then we all went to the airport, and we all got on the plane and started flying back to america except this time we had to make stopovers and i was telling floris yeah flying here was quick as hell and he was like really… so anyway we stopped over in africa, italy, some greek-like country and each time there was the loading screen with the country’s name in it’s native language and a background picture and we were talking about each one as they loaded. we got stopped in canada and the airport was like a big FPS level, we went to mcdonalds to eat and a commercial was being filmed there, a beautiful model was walking in and all these big bags of popcorn opened and rained on her then they zoom in on the popcorn which turned into candy, whihc then turned into wrapped up mcdonalds sandwiches. then this french guy’s voice says i’m a master chef and i prepare each mcdonald’s sandwich by hand. then he talks about each kind of sandwich and then says and each sandwich simply must be accompanied by golden fries. then a giant chicken sandweich started bubbling and we were sitting on a mountain of giant sandwiches eating. about that time floris started wanting to go back to holland as did sly, and i was realizing i was in a foreign cuntry with no ID or luggage. so i’m walking back to the checkin desk to explain what is happening to the people, and i ask sly where’s floris? and he said he went to denny’s, then he rode off on a bike so it was just me. so i’m telling the woman all about what i had done and they thought i was trying to get free plane tickets, so i went back downstairs to find sly and floris but some guy tried to rob me i wrestled with him and took his gun then we wrestled some more and he saw a battery laying on the ground and took off running, and the gun turned out to be fake. then miraculously i had pants on and my wallet was in them so i start to go back upstairs to show these people my ID when all the lights turn off and everything gets much much smaller. so i had to crawl around looking for the steps and i get up to the level the checkin desk was and i realize i had my eyes shut, that’s why it was dark… the end

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